owlcheesecake:

So I heard it was Shakarian Sunday.

(Source: ohweloveyuri, via missionvao)

moementm:

Well she did help “birth” him….HAHAHA…..

(via lady-z13)

shityeahh:

so i have a new mass effect headcanon: whether she romanced him or not, whenever shepard is upset, garrus likes to cheer her up by jokingly teasing her on how weird the human body is.

so yep

(also i know garrus is like 100 feet tall but JUST PRETENDING HE’S CROUCHING OK??)

(via ironarmor)

(via fyeahfemshep)

perseusevans:

S: I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
G: We both know you need a clear head to win a war. There’s no room for mistakes here. You should catch some shuteye. Besides…I know where you sleep. We’ll wake you if anything comes up.
S: …If you insist.

(Source: poppinheatsinks, via fuckyeahshakarian)

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(Source: barneyfresh, via solheimr)

barbalarga:

based on something skelletang said. 

Sentinel Shepard’s Foot vs. Shoulder Massage of Death

(Source: randompokes)